Happy Holidays

December 2021

Happy Holidays from Auto Tech

Season's Greetings,

I am trying to get this Holiday letter out on time which would be a first. This has been a crazy year like all of them. All my kids have moved out of the house, and I am searching for a new purpose in life. I no longer must follow my nose to find the spoiled milk cereal bowl stuck under a bed. I no longer come home to find a sink full of dirty dishes or dishes left all around the house. The shoes I became so adept at not tripping over are no longer there. I am a free man!!! But no wait a minute!!! My youngest girl drops her Bassett hound LuLu off for us to baby sit. If you want to win a war, drop off 10,000 Basset hounds on your enemy they will capitulate the first day. My introduction to LuLu was last Christmas when we left 1⁄2 a large pot roast on the dining room table to go get desert, inside of one minute she had gotten on the table and ate about 3 lbs. of pot roast. Since then, we have delt with her constantly figuring out how to be her most annoying self. I now have a purpose in life cleaning up after LuLu and trying to outsmart her. I am once again an indentured slave, this time to an insane dog, but she is cute.

I get many e mails from customers and friends feeding me filler for this letter. I truly appreciate the help. I received this following note to oneself and thought I would pass it on since I was talking about purpose in life. I also have a few funny sayings



Note to Self

"What is my purpose in life?" I asked the void. "What if I told you fulfilled it when you took an extra hour to talk to a kid about life?" Said the voice

"Or when you paid for that young couple in the restaurant? Or when you saved that dog in traffic? Or when you tied your fathers' shoelaces for him?"

"Your problem is that you equate your purpose with goal-based achievement. The universe isn't interested in your achievement...just your heart. When you choose to act out of kindness, compassion, and love, you are already aligned with your true purpose. No need to look further!"

A few funny sayings

Cleaning the house with everybody home is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreo's.

Racecar backwards is racecar, racecar upside down is expensive

Imagine if you will, a word which You Tube, Twitter, and Facebook merged to become You Twit Face.

Well, that's all the news that is fit to print for now so Soldier On.

Thank You for the Support over these last 38 years.

Tom Yocom

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